Any funny fight stories?

I had alot or witness alot. Like this one time there was a fight the cafeteria and the girls ended up in the trash can then we had a food fight a few seconds later then people started picking up trash cans and throwing them and i picked up the american flag tied up the flag part and threw it like a javelin. Then teachers got hurt which was even more funnier. The the girls was stuck in the trash can. To make it funnier the food fight and the trash cans went in the school and in clrooms police tried to stop us but when they tried to catch us we would go the opposite direction this went on for two hours. then half the school got suspended, but not me. i guess this what happens in the hood lol. So what are you stories